You know what they should do?

They should fucking make AudioSurf for Mac.

That's all.

you ring me out and you come again

For The Benefit of God Dammit.

Fuck Blogger.
Fuck Blogger and it's lack of ability to do any formatting whatsoever.

Ahah! Proof, and a story!

Here is my story of Majora's Mask, along with an interesting bit of proof that I will show first!

There is a wonderful website called GameFAQs, that is a giant online gaming community, but also mainly a giant index of home-written FAQs (guides) for nearly every game on the planet. The website is wildly successful, and I have to admit, I use it on a regular basis. One of the cool things about it is that everyday, there is a "Top 10 ..." list, user submitted, and of course centering around games, and a new poll. Millions of people look at both the list and the poll daily, including me.

The list today was "The Top 10 Best Storylines in a Video Game".

Number 4, ladies and gentlemen.

#4: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)

Majora's Mask storyline is not like the other's here. It is not very deep. There isn't much to it, yet it's one of my favorite storylines to date. The way the game lays out the story, lays out the impending doom of the entire planet to be destroyed...it gives the player a sense of dread. The story builds on how many lives will be lost if the moon breaks its orbit and smashes the planet to bits. It plays on the dread factor and isn't shy in reminding you that doom is approaching. You play as Link, and you play continuously through a three day cycle using masks to help you time travel, to attempt to prevent the whole place from being smashed to bits. Great presentation.

Obviously this guy didn't play quite as much of the game as I did, because while the main plot wasn't very deep, as I explained before

the side quests are deeper than most novels. But that's okay! Because his opinions are the game are nearly identical to mine! See?

SOLID PROOF BEEOTCH.

Honestly. A very solid feeling of doom, of hopelessness.

And it's so... fucking... good.

Anyways. My little tidbit of Majora's Mask for you.

New Web Browser.

Lots of potential.
Mediocre right now.

Hmmm.

From Flock...

Does this work?

Motherfucking SHIT.

Owwww...

Iean sicky...

Last night, while trying to "activate" ( :D ) my copy of Windows Vista, I noticed a pain in the more forward end of my head. I brushed it aside, and just continued working.

Roughly ten minutes later, I was laying in the fetal position on the couch with the most intense migraine I've ever had.

There aren't many things that can incapacitate me. No soccer injury or heavy fall has ever put me out... even after making a 3/4 inch deep, 1 inch wide gaping wound in my leg tearing all the way down to reveal the muscle and bone couldn't put me out.

But migraines? Sweet Jelly Belly Jesus, I GIVE UP.

I can only remember having one quite this bad before, about 3 months ago. I woke up with it that time, and nearly screamed. That time, I spent about 6 hours alternating between the couch, trying not to scream, and that fun elevated position over the toilet seat, puking over and over and over and over...

This time, I learned from my mistakes. While I may have been in the most intense pain I can imagine, I knew if I moved, my stomach would take revenge. And so, I laid perfectly still, and controlled my breathing... even breathing to hard would've sent me right to the bathroom. My mother kept ice on my forehead and 10 billion blankets on my body... she's a saint. After she gave me about 5 Advil that did absolutely nothing, my father got home and immediately saw what was going on and gave me some valium. I guess it works for migraines... my sister has chronic ones. Thank god for having a father as a doctor!

Either way, the valium kicked in after a while and I finally fell into a very hectic sleep... my mom moved me upstairs at some point, and the next thing I know it's 9:45 this morning.

Head still throbs, but just barely. But I most definitely have the nasty flu.

I have no immune system, it's true. I get minor head colds all the time. But I hate being more than minorly sick! It sucks!

At least I don't have (as much) of the guilty feeling of "You're just being bitchy. Go to school."

I'm going to take a leap of faith and say "if you were in enough pain you don't remember it, you're sick enough to stay home".

Woo...

Now, I just need to find something to do...

-bleeeeeeeeeeeeech

screw you guys i'm goin' home

Talk Dirty To Me...

I'm tired, so this is going to be short.

But I'm way too nice. And I'm finishing last because of it.

Also, because of that statement, I'm pretentious. Now with more vitamin C.

Here's to hoping something works out, eh?

-Yr City

colt 45 & 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need we can go to the park after dark & smoke that tumbleweed & as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong sellin' tapes all from here to hong kong so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems i been high as hell flyin' through palmdale skatin' on dayton rims so roll roll the '83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will

P.S. Windows Vista sucks cock.

P.P.S. Donny Osmond's such a fucking asshole.

How's That

For a fuckin' layout, eh?

Took me two goddamn hours. Jesus.

Still, I'm pleased with it. Especially the art.

If you haven't noticed, I like stark things.

-Whomever.

no need to know my name to realize how cool i am